Plz halp how to play Diescape?!

Discussion in 'Server discussion' started by longbow122, Aug 5, 2020.

  1. longbow122

    longbow122 Content team Content team

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    So I've been looking down at the eternal abyss that is my phone screen for a long time, forging relationships that'll last a lifetime, always in the everlasting hope that one day I can call someone my friend.... But how will I do that without the magic and wonder of Dyescape? And I've seen people inquire about a release date, but what use is a release date if we don't even know what to play Dyescape on? Wake up sheeple! Being an avid gamer myself, I have access to some of the highest-end gaming platforms. But, what if Dyescape only runs on the lower-end of the game console spectrum? This is what I've come here to discuss.

    I have access to a Russell Hobbs Bubble 24415 4-slice toaster and I think that'll do the job. With it's high-left ejection sliders and extra-wide slots, I am able to toast the frenchest of toasts.

    But, what if that's not good enough? Not to worry, I also have a Russell Hobbs 800W, 20 litre capacity, 25.5 cm glass turntable microwave. One of the more powerful gaming machines on the market I think you'll find.

    I have bought these products in the hope of playing my favourite games, (Fortnite Battle Royale, NiteFort Battle Royale, BattleFort Nite Royale, NiteRoyale Battle Fort) but Dyescape has recently piqued my interest. Will I be able to run it on either of these platforms? I've recently come into a large amount of money (I won't be able to discuss how I got the money for 5-14 years) and I'm able to afford a Russell Hobbs 3 in 1 Deep Fill Sandwich, Panini & Waffle Maker. Will I be able to Dyescape on that?

    With great interest and love,

    - Longbow.
     
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  2. Escad_

    Escad_ Moderator Moderator Wiki Team

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    unfortunately we will not have toaster support upon release. microwave gameplay is best with vr
     
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  3. longbow122

    longbow122 Content team Content team

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    Will I need a blender too? I think my dad has an old Delonghi KG49 food grinder in the garage.
     
  4. BrettPlayMC

    BrettPlayMC

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    A friend of mine had great results with the
    Blue Snowball iCE USB Mic for Recording and Streaming on PC and Mac, Cardioid Condenser Capsule, Adjustable Stand, Plug and Play – Black
     
  5. longbow122

    longbow122 Content team Content team

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    Oh yeah I've heard about that. But wouldn't you get better performance from the BT Big Button 2600 Corded Telephone, Black? It's also much easier to play on cos of the big controllers.
     
  6. KabbyDankGod

    KabbyDankGod Content team Content team Wiki Team Baron

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    I think minimum specs require you to have at least a

    2100W/2400W/2900W Professional Black Hot Warm Cold Hair Dryer Pro Salon Ionic Ceramic Blow Dryer Household Hairdryer Salon Nozzle Travel Beauty

    but that might be outdated information, you'd prob have to ask Dennis
     
  7. MrDienns

    MrDienns Lead Developer & Technology Manager Manager Developer

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    The future is now old man; 3400W is the new meta
     
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  8. Sam

    Sam Baron

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    Unfortunately socks are not a supported hardware.. I think they might offer slipper support tho, but don't quote me on that.
     
  9. KabbyDankGod

    KabbyDankGod Content team Content team Wiki Team Baron

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    I think Dennis feels the same about socks as he does about 1.8 and slippers are a bit better, but I think for the best experience crocs are the best. You might have to put on a few of the charms on them to work well though.
     
  10. Escad_

    Escad_ Moderator Moderator Wiki Team

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    pizza box testing has exceeded expectations
    [​IMG]
     
  11. longbow122

    longbow122 Content team Content team

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    Hello, sorry for the late reply, but what are the specs of that box? Also, does the additional integrated sauce holder inside the box improve performance? Same question for the grease patches. If so, I'll be sure to boil my pizza!
     
  12. Escad_

    Escad_ Moderator Moderator Wiki Team

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    sorry sir i'm afraid i'm no longer allowed to offer our support services to you
     
  13. longbow122

    longbow122 Content team Content team

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    What why?!?!?! I was just about to order the box... The 24-inch edition too :(
     
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