So I've been looking down at the eternal abyss that is my phone screen for a long time, forging relationships that'll last a lifetime, always in the everlasting hope that one day I can call someone my friend.... But how will I do that without the magic and wonder of Dyescape? And I've seen people inquire about a release date, but what use is a release date if we don't even know what to play Dyescape on? Wake up sheeple! Being an avid gamer myself, I have access to some of the highest-end gaming platforms. But, what if Dyescape only runs on the lower-end of the game console spectrum? This is what I've come here to discuss. I have access to a Russell Hobbs Bubble 24415 4-slice toaster and I think that'll do the job. With it's high-left ejection sliders and extra-wide slots, I am able to toast the frenchest of toasts. But, what if that's not good enough? Not to worry, I also have a Russell Hobbs 800W, 20 litre capacity, 25.5 cm glass turntable microwave. One of the more powerful gaming machines on the market I think you'll find. I have bought these products in the hope of playing my favourite games, (Fortnite Battle Royale, NiteFort Battle Royale, BattleFort Nite Royale, NiteRoyale Battle Fort) but Dyescape has recently piqued my interest. Will I be able to run it on either of these platforms? I've recently come into a large amount of money (I won't be able to discuss how I got the money for 5-14 years) and I'm able to afford a Russell Hobbs 3 in 1 Deep Fill Sandwich, Panini & Waffle Maker. Will I be able to Dyescape on that? With great interest and love, - Longbow.